I'm gelling. Are you gelling?

 I don't know why I believe this to be true, but if you have dark circles, a gel texture eye treatment is best. I usually have some line of scientific bullshit to back this up, but this time I have nowhere to hide. I like the texture, and I feel like it gets deeper into the skin and really pushes all that pooled blood out from underneath your eye. These are some of the ones I've tried.

  Clarins Eye Contour Gel




Clinique All About Eyes


Olay Definity Eye Illuminator Treatment


Jurlique Herbal Recovery Eye Gel 


La Prairie Cellular Revitalizing Eye Gel, 

Shit I like because it has kick ass texture....

Christian Dior L'OR DE VIE LA CRÈME Precious Cream

...this shit has the most anti-oxidants ever or something. Made at Chateau Y'Quem. 


Erno Lazlo 3-9
A healer for sensitive skin, it feels like oil-goo which a word I just made up.


Mario Badescu Aloe Moisturizer SPF 15 is a favorite of a really affordable brand. Combination skin, come hither and feel the magic.


Kiehls - Ultra Facial Moisturizer have you figured out how much I love and appreciate SIMPLE SHIT?



Simple! Unless it's really fancy. Then I like that, too. Like La Prairie Skin Caviar. While you're at it, get the large size for $695. Thanks.