Other Weird Shit You Might Use Instead Of Toner

There are all these thingys that are supposed to make magic, so put down your cotton pads, pour a nickel sized puddle of one these guys in the palm of your hand and splash it all over your face.

La Mer The Radiant Infusion 
Boosts the micro-circulation, creating radiance. Or on me, redness. Boosts effectiveness of everything you put on top of it and give a healthy glow!



La Mer The Hydrating Infusion
Adds water to the deeper layers of the skin and helps your serums and moisturizers get delivered to those deeper areas. Yeah, sure, but I love the texture and would drink it if I could.



Dior Capture Totale One Essential
A detoxifyer that clears out your skin over time so that all the other shit you put on it works better. Somehow the way they phrase this makes me love it. It also is creamy like a serum not a toner.



 SK II Facial Treatment Essence 
Pitera (what is in this bottle with some water) will make you look like Linda Evangelista in the Freedom '90 video. It lightly exfoliates, is based on the ingredients in sake and did nothing to my skin. But I know people who swear that Jesus himself made this crap so you make the call.