Wednesday, January 21, 2009

1/21

In this new era of hope and pride in our country, I would like to point out the greed and insanity of the cosmetics customer. We have a line around the block because they heard we are giving away one free item due to a class action lawsuit from 1997. These crazed hags have nothing better to do with their time than stand in line for a half an hour to get a free mascara? Really? I would pay $23 not to stand in line. And on top of it all, there is no actual business so all of the employees in here are just leaning on the counters watching the bitches grab their scented body lotion. It's a lesson in patience.

2 comments:

Big Tall Okie said...

Can you get me one of those please? Scented lotion or mascara...either one, but I want want want...

toothpickmoe said...

How about scented mascara lotion? Now you're talkin'...